Because Your Info Deserves the Same Respect as Your Midsection

At The Happy Orca®, we take your privacy seriously — like “don’t-ask-about-the-last-slice-of-pizza” seriously. This policy explains what data we collect, how we use it, and how we keep it safe (no jargon, just straight-up honesty).

 What We Collect (and Why)

When you shop with us, sign up for our emails, or just vibe with our content, we may collect:

• Name & Contact Info – So we know who to thank (and where to send the good stuff).
• Shipping & Billing Address – Because teleportation isn’t a thing yet.
• Payment Details – Processed securely via our payment partners (we never see your full card details).
• Size & Preferences – Optional, but helps us recommend gear that fits your style and your shape.
• Site Usage Data (via cookies) – So we know what you love, and what made you bounce faster than a bad Tinder date.

 Cookies (The Digital Kind)

Yes, we use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind (unfortunately), but small files that help us:

• Remember what’s in your cart
• Understand how people use our site
• Serve you fun stuff on Instagram later

You can turn off cookies in your browser settings — but things might look weird, like ordering fries with no ketchup.

 We Don’t:

• Sell your info to weird third parties
• Spam you (unless you count occasional memes or limited-edition shirt drops)
• Store full credit card numbers — that’s between you and the payment processor (e.g., Stripe, Razorpay, etc.)

 Emails & Texts

• If you sign up, we’ll send you updates, offers, and some top-tier dad jokes.
• You can unsubscribe anytime. No guilt, no awkward breakups.
• If you leave your cart full, we might nudge you (gently, like a bro saying “hey, you forgot your wallet”).

 Data Security

We use industry-standard encryption and secure servers to protect your info — because we like you, and we also like sleeping at night knowing your data’s safe.

 Your Rights (a.k.a. The Serious Bit)

You can:

• Ask what data we have on you
• Ask us to delete your data
• Ask us why we thought you’d like that one shirt

Just email us at thepcc2023@gmail.com and we’ll handle it with care and zero judgment.

 Kids

The Happy Orca is not for little bros under 13. If you’re that young, you shouldn’t be worrying about shirt sizes yet. Go play.

Policy Updates

We’ll update this policy if anything major changes. If we do, we’ll let you know — no shady surprises.

Last updated: May 9, 2025